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                      很皮很搞笑的段子,妙語連珠,不開心的時候看看!

                      內容編輯:好句子網 內容欄目: 經典句子
                      很皮很搞笑的段子,妙語連珠,不開心的時候看看!

                      一、眾里尋他千百度,沒病你就走兩步。

                      二、天上終不會掉陷餅,它只會掉陷阱。

                      三、電風扇是人類最好的朋友,我問電風扇我長的丑嗎?風扇默默地搖了一晚上的頭。

                      四、瘦小離家胖了回,鄉音未改肉成堆。兒童相見不相識,驚呼胖子你是誰。橫批:衣緊還鄉。

                      五、世界上最虐心的事等了七十多秒廣告之后發現這集看過了。

                      六、雖然你身上噴了古龍水,但我還是能隱約聞到一股人渣味兒。

                      七、等你以后老了,走不動了,我就每天用輪椅推你到廣場上去,讓你看著我和別的老頭跳舞。

                      八、出問題先從自己身上找原因,別一便秘就怪地球沒引力。

                      九、閨蜜和她老公的感情很好,有次我問她:如果你老公有小三了,你會和他離婚嗎?她斜著眼看著我說:我這輩子就不會離異,只會喪偶。

                      十、遠看一座廟,近看咱母校。三百多尼姑,一萬多老道。

                      十一、我以前很瘦,未來也很瘦,所以我現在先胖個一段時間,不然人生不圓滿。

                      十二、去買水,老板說兩塊,我說瓶子上寫著建議零售價一塊五啊?老板說:“我不接受他的建議!”

                      十三、我不是廣場上算卦的,嘮不出那么多你愛聽的嗑。

                      十四、我愛你的時候,你打我罵我,我都忍了,我不愛你了,你再碰我試試。

                      十五、你說走就走,從未顧慮過我的感受,見你第一眼就知道,你是一條難養的狗。

                      十六、女人的皺紋叫蒼老,男人的皺紋叫滄桑。

                      十七、我的心不是公交車,不是有空位你就坐下來。

                      十八、如果太陽不出來了,我就不去上班了;如果出來了,我就繼續睡覺。

                      十九、自打我學會了頂嘴,我老婆也學會了磨刀。

                      二十、你發神經的時候,就像豬上樹一樣讓人吃驚。

                      二十一、作為失敗的典型,你實在是太成功了。

                      二十二、我對你的深情無法付諸語言,除了一句“滾一邊去”。

                      二十三、當初我看上你,因為我腦子進水了,現在我腦子抖干了。

                      二十四、心情不好的時候,我就半夜給別人打騷擾電話,把他們吵醒了,我就睡覺。

                      二十五、您復雜的五官,掩飾不了您樸素的智商。

                      二十六、小時候肚子疼是正常的。現在肚子疼別人說你來月經了。

                      二十七、地鐵上說禁止攜帶易燃易爆品,我默默下車了,因為我可愛到爆。

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